why cant i cry money instead of tears
*gets insulted* Nah I don’t care, my mom has said worse to me
me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!
me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.
me: *eats Taco Bell*
* 4 hours later *
my whole life
How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that
You could give me 67 years to do homework and I wouldn’t do it until the night before
when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time