teenscoolest:

why cant i cry money instead of tears

(Source: kinginthenorths)

cokeproblem:

*gets insulted* Nah I don’t care, my mom has said worse to me

kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

cyberho:

me: *eats Taco Bell*

* 4 hours later *

me:

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nerdassbitch:

*throws shade* *misses*

(Source: summersloth)

gettingsweptaways:

Wow Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.

(Source: gracieisabelladzienny)

vesley:

my whole life

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colornbian:

How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that

co-ver:

You could give me 67 years to do homework and I wouldn’t do it until the night before

hoodtrash:

me robbing ur house

hoodtrash:

me robbing ur house

(Source: fernicate)

bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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(Source: heteroh)

makaiwars:

So it’s my little sisters birthday

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time